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I Wrote A Poem

In my hand I hold A photo of a little girl Whose glasses have yet to become Contacts Whose unibrow has yet to find Tweezers Whose crooked...

Freezing! But Make It Fashion.

It’s a new year and a new season, and I’m just the same ole gal who has an unrealistic idea of her savings account and an online shopping...

How to say, "I'm not okay."

I have an eating disorder. I said it - in my head, in writing, out loud, under water. I've said it to people, to walls, in my shower and...

"I Wish You Bad Luck"

How the Chief Supreme Court Justice, John Roberts, dropped the realest shit of 2018. I'm not going to write much for this piece. I'd...

Balenciaga's "Dad" Sneakers

My fashion opinion – one that nobody actually asked for. Let's set the scene: The year is 2017 and Balenciaga releases the Triple S...

A Boring Day Of My Life In Fine Detail

What's more exciting than me recounting an eventless day in my life with incredible detail? Nothing. Nothing is more exciting. Here is a...

"Cool Tattoo! What Does It Mean?"

A question I hardly get asked but I want to talk about anyway. I have two tattoos – one on my left wrist and another on my right wrist....

Huckle-Bieber Pancakes

This was potentially the best of my life. A small insignificant fact about me is that I have an obsession with huckleberries. I tried...

My 2017 Spotify Year In Review

It makes so much sense but also no sense at all. Before I begin I would like to note that Spotify walked me through a mini-quiz to see...

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